Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*
white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
bruce banner fisting you when suddenly
The human torch fisting you when suddenly
What possessed you people to even think of this?
the last two searches tho
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
Sure that’s your little brothers search history.
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning.
Why is this Freddie from icarly
I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT
WHAT THE FUCK
where is the lie
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
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