My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
in the future everything is chrome
My ex-girlfriends disturbing sense of humor
i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’
obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases
and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people
it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
white people have no cultu-
white people food is bland and stolen from other count-
white people are forcing their way into non-white religions and using them as costumes with no regard to the actual belie-
Guess what state I live in
Lets not jump to conclusions
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
Dean Winchester was born in 1979.
Hermione Granger was born in 1979.
Dean Winchester and Hermione Granger are the same age….
This post really messed me up
Sam Winchester is younger than Harry Potter…
And BBC Sherlock was born in 1980, so Sherlock is the same age as Harry and Ron and is younger than Hermione.
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
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