tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
"average person dies 3 times in their lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person dies once in their lifetime. Sam and Dean Winchester, who have died 10,000 times, are outliers adn should not have been counted.
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything
Remember to have a Super Breakfast!
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
Mark Ruffalo confesses his love for Robert Downey Jr. on twitter
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