Post reblogged from Everyday truths from the mind of your average teen with 309,301 notes
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
8 ½ x 11
are you fuckin serious
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
28 thousand notes, somebody call hollywood
Over 60,000 hey is that Hollywood I hear?
Yes, this is hollywood
hi hollywood, this is dad
it was going so well too
my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
Metetron freed all the angels, including the imprisoned ones
Post reblogged from Everyday truths from the mind of your average teen with 117,031 notes
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
This is how to properly woo someone.
Post reblogged from Everyday truths from the mind of your average teen with 28,274 notes
*seductively puts on Mickey ears*
“So I heard you like Disney…”
someone fix this gif and make her put on mickey ears!
my hand slipped
This hurts so much more today
Thug Christmas Sweater, featuring Snoop Dogg
Page 1 of 2484